Well well well.
Coatless and artily dressed, I bussed my way to Hoxton changing at Dalston Junction. Oh my. What a transformation to the lead up to the junction. Slum clearance completed, there are empty but modern dark green outlets ready for earthy retailers: If they could just do that along the parade of dross between Burwell and Sanderstead Roads in struggling to be Stokey, Leyton, houses would sell.
I stopped off to check out Oxfam on the Kingsland Road. That place is always floor to ceiling full of treasure.I found mine. Outside I saw a woman with her nose-ring glinting in Hackney’s finest sun and on her beautiful head she had hair, hair as thick as a bison’s, as matted as a buffalo’s and as glorious as ever intended. Being very polite, I walked two blocks before I turned around to spy more. Turning back, I bumped into the road-sweeper with flowers and baskets around her cart. Ain’t this just ‘Ackney?
Cocky me thought I’d find a pop-up shop about Lurve “almost opposite Geffrye Museum”. I frightened a traffic warden by being nice to him to ask him the way to number 93. The pop-up Love shop popped up by Headway East London was clean and welcoming in every way. We were to lino-cut and there was an apron all lovely and folded just for me. There were great pieces of art work well-curated on the walls all created by members of Headway who are victims of strokes and head traumas.
At one o’clock the workshop was done and my self-esteem was heightened. Bus 394 passed me by but the day was sunny and I had a pitta bread cheesie to munch before getting to The Angel. Uniformed four year olds were playing in the Geffrye House Museum grounds, The hipsters were maybe still in bed waiting for their bacon marmalade on ciabatta to appear because neither their pointy shoes nor laptops were evident on the street busy with buggy-wheeling grans. A young boy and girl, perhaps about seventeen, were nattering by the Museum railings and I overheard the boy say pitifully how he was so hungry having had nothing all day. I turned into “Home Alone”‘s pigeon lady and offered him my other pitta sarni. He declined. I turned away to shadow my phone to admire photos of my lino-cut. I heard a thud and turned to see the hungry boy flat out, skull-down on the clean pavement. His companion and I pulled him up as he came to and I saw his lips were pure white. The last time I saw that lip-draining was in Cologne Youth Hostel years and years ago when I looked at myself in the basin mirror after screaming the tower block down after two youths came out of the showers and attempted rape on me. Sacre Bleu.
The end of the boy incident was that the colour returned to his little cheeks and after a chat,I believed he’d had a diabetic black-out. BUT, not one of we three were carrying water. Lesson there.
Reached a very very busy lunch-time Angel to attend a Fawcett session at Claremont Project. That was pretty darned good. It was interactive and supportive.
The bus journey home was crazy. Somewhere on route someone from a bus upper-deck had called the police so a screaming sirened car was running alongside heavy school traffic searching for the right bus. It was frightening. It was well-controlled considering what mayhem could have ensued.
My bus was packed and very like a coach full of families returning from a seaside trip.
By seven, I’d tuned into LBC Radio to bludgeon with words May being interviewed by my dad look-alike. I turned to Twitter and enjoyed all the anti-May synonymous with anti-Tory retweets of my vitriole.
Then I ate Swiss Roll.